Is it time to dump democracy and return to an Empire?

These modern day smarmy politicians talk about democracy old chap, but we all know we're being thoroughly shafted by the capitalist machine. Perhaps it would be better to be shafted by a Tzar of some sort, waving from a high balcony as his tanks roll by on the square below than to be told how much better off we are while some a*sehole banker "retires" with a 3 million pound handout. This democracy our "benevolent" government speaks of is no more than an effort to keep us distracted with plasma screens we can't afford while they sit around in the corridors of power talking out of their a*ses. In any case, as a member of the aristocracy, in the event of the empire you desribe coming into force, I would be on the right side of the fields of toil. So I'm in. Toodle pip.